1. Silent as my home without kids.
2. Clean as my car after a carwash.
3. Hungry as big Oprah.
4. Pretty as the sunset on a beautiful island.
5. Fit as Richard Simons
6. Easy as just laying down watching television all day.
7. Cold as an iceberg
8. Smooth as my sons bottom.
9. Blind as me without my glasses on a dark rainy night.
10. Strong as my mom because she’s the strongest person I know
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